Message me 1 thing you want to know about me.

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dysenterygay:

I asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of Italy were called the spaghetto and he looked at me with so much shame.

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wholetjackdrive:

so my dad texted me this and said “i think i just beat 2048” jfc

wholetjackdrive:

so my dad texted me this and said “i think i just beat 2048” jfc

(via thetubamaster)

stunningpicture:

I had to take a stand.

stunningpicture:

I had to take a stand.

(via ageekyfemmeforeveringlasses)

ur-a-lil-nugget:

honest-fallen-angel:

lokimylord:

justanotheryoutuberblog:

troylerrislife:

IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS WTF

Everyone

Every. Single. One

All of you!

Literally all you little nuggets

ur-a-lil-nugget:

honest-fallen-angel:

lokimylord:

justanotheryoutuberblog:

troylerrislife:

IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS WTF

Everyone

Every. Single. One

All of you!

Literally all you little nuggets

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everythingsanobject:

Blue Devils

everythingsanobject:

Blue Devils

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wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

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babyastronaut:

thelastjackalope:

Golden Retriever / Siberian Husky mix

That is seriously the cutest puppy I’ve ever seen.

oh my GOD

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chrisprattawesomesource:

Chris Pratt is actually the nicest most humble celebrity in the world. Fact.

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no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

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liblyx:

jenniferrdamello:

saberspinner:

hobbydobby:

mellofhorn:

look who showed up

the people behind me decided to call him the phantom of drum corps

Bonessssss

omfg did this actually happen?
JEsus

HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS

YES IT HAPPENED

I ALWAYS MISS BONES GOD DAMN IT

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truezodiacfact:

The Queen aging over time via banknotes

truezodiacfact:

The Queen aging over time via banknotes

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